I just had the most unusual phone conversation with our Insurance adjuster’s HUSBAND!!.
Me: Hello?
Him: Mrs. Blah?
Me: No, I’m not her (I don’t like to tell people who I am because it just seems weird to tell a stranger your name)
Him: can you take a message for me or can I talk to her
Me: hold on I have to get a pen to write down the message please hold *gets pen* okay
Him: Alright please tell her that my wife got reassigned to a flood case and will not be able to make it Thursday. A new adjuster will call soon.
Me: so will the appointment still be on Thursday?
Him: no we can’t schedule an appointment for another person so you will have to reschedule it. I’m sure he will make it for this week though..who is this BTW?
Me: I’m her daughter
Him: oh good I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t talking to THE MAID or something and that she would actually get the message
Me: haha >_>;; okay I’ll make sure she gets the message
Him: okay then Thank you for your time
Me: thank you, good bye
The effing MAID?? xDDD My mom wishes she could afford a maid.
This is one of those things where your like O.o;; at the moment than your like xDDD afterwards. I can't stop laughing now.
You probably don't care but w/e xD
The most sexy Ande Cooper talked shit about the herpes infested show Living Lohan on Reggis and Kelly apparently. He pretty much said they shouldn’t be prostituting their younger daughter out and they got pissed because it is true.
Article here
Well the Corn of the crop quote was made by Michael Lohan who is pretty much as good as a father as syphilis is good for your health. He came out of the wood works probably to make money for his alcohol and says
I think
Oh no the mother fucker didn't go there with my
His family problems are NOTHING compared to this seething cesspool of a family. Lets count the many ways their family is complete shit.
1. The father is a known alcoholic who will do anything for a buck even prostitute out his daughters
2. Their daughter Lindsay is also a known alcoholic and drug addict since a very young age and was pretty much allowed to do whatever she wanted to with out parental supervision. Plus in my opinion has the talent of a gerbil and likes giving people crouch shots.
3. The mother who is pretty much one of the worst. She allowed her daughter to continue acting like a scab so she could be "friends" with her. She is disillusioned, an idiot, and pretty much has only air between her ears.
And so on.....